a new clothing store for seniors named Forever 81
i betcha you’re cuter
I usually go for brunettes, athletic bodies are nice. But honestly, that’s not even what matters to me and all different combinations are absolutely beautiful. I know this is so cliche but it’s really what’s inside that counts to me.
thanks so much you wonderful person
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school